what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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