we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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