Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
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I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I think pants incapable of making pants work
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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