why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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