I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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