I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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