Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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