why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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