dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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