So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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