love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
