Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I just gargled with NyQuil
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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