nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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