Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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