After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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