OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Everything about him screamed your future.
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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