real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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