She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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