There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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