Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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