I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.