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so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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