How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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