Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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