guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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