Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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