Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
is that a dick in a sweater?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Randomize