i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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