My sheets look like a crime scene.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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