Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize