I think I died a long time ago.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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