PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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