she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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