she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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