Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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