Small penises have feelings too.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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