i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
false alarm, still single
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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