to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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