I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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