idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He shit in the fireplace
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