Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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