This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We were destined to go to rehab together
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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