names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
So here I am, sexting at work.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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