Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I smell stomach acid.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
