she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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