Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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