i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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