Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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