She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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