Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
too bad you live with your parents still
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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