why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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