Having a random hookup so left but love u
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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