I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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