She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
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he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
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You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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