No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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